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QUIZ

One (More) For The Money

Test your knowledge of band reunions

By Matthew McKinnon
Last week, legendary ’60s British rockers Cream — Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce — regrouped to perform four sold-out concerts at London’s Royal Albert Hall, site of their farewell concert almost 40 years ago. By doing so, the band joins a long list of contemporaries and descendants, fractured bodies who patched their wounds well enough to crawl back into the limelight. Why do old bands reunite? Nine times in 10 the answer is C.R.E.A.M.: Cash rules everything around (aging and forgotten) musicians.  

1. What did the Sex Pistols name their 1996 reunion tour?
The Old Dirty Bastards Road Show
The Filthy Lucre World Tour
Filth and Rotten
Anarchy in the PTA
Pretty Bankrupt
2. What special provision will Mötley Crüe take to ensure civility on their upcoming summer tour?
24/7 weblink to anger-management therapist
Arena rider requires soundproof “timeout” booth
Individual tourbuses for all four members
Refereed thumb-wrestling matches settle all groupie disputes
Matching ball gags for Vince Neil and Tommy Lee
3. In 1976, Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels made an on-air appeal to the Beatles to reunite and play three songs on his show. What did he offer to pay them, adding, “You divide it up any way you want. If you want to give Ringo less, it’s up to you”?
$3
$3,000
$3,000,000
$300,000,000
Staten Island
4. Manitoba Premier Gary Filmon convinced the Guess Who to reunite and perform at what 1999 Winnipeg event?
The XIII Pan American Games
The Festival du Voyageur
Monty Hall’s induction to the Order of Manitoba
The Winnipeg Folk Festival
The Third Annual University of Winnipeg Student Film Festival
5. Fleetwood Mac reunited in January 1993 to perform at Bill Clinton’s first U.S. presidential inauguration. What song did they play?
Family Man
I Loved Another Woman
Landslide
Winds of Change
Don’t Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)
6. Who took Eazy-E’s place for NWA’s short-lived 2000 reunion?
Eminem
Snoop Dogg
Scarface
Too $hort
Flavor Flav
7. This appears in the official tipsheet for what reunion event: “Don’t bring firearms. That seems like an incredibly obvious and even sort of patronizing, silly thing to say, doesn’t it? But it has to be stated. You won’t get across any borders you have to cross, and [firearms are] ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED in convention space for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER”?
Metallibash
Backstreet Boys 2002 Fan Convention
Kiss World Convention Tour
Manowar Earthshaker Reunion and Fan Convention
Klaatu Kon: World Contact Day 2005
8. What former boy band spurned a recent attempt by VH1: Bands Reunited to trigger their reunion?
O-Town
Take That
The Moffatts
New Kids On The Block
’N Sync
9. Who headlined Wango Tango 2004, a Los Angeles festival hosted by the newly reunited Backstreet Boys?
Janet Jackson
Lenny Kravitz
William Hung
The Black Eyed Peas
Jessica Simpson
10. In 2003, John Densmore, the Doors’ original drummer, filed a lawsuit attempting to block ex-bandmates Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger from calling their “reunion” band — with ex-Cult singer Ian Astbury standing in for Jim Morrison — the Doors 21st Century. How did Densmore explain himself?
“Val Kilmer was bad enough. The only thing worse than a nightmare is a recurring nightmare.”
“I don’t want to sound all Sting about this, but come on, guys — the music’s over.”
“It can’t be the Doors without Jim. It could be the Windows, the Hinges, I don’t care, as long as it’s not the Doors.”
“I told Ray and Robby a hundred times: You want me, you want the name — call Canada, ask for the Tea Party.”
“The Lizard King is not walking through that door.”