Arts & Entertainment

QUIZ

Do the Mash

Test your knowledge of movie monsters

By Sean Monkman
The world of movie monsters is populated by villains with a tender heart, beasts with a human side, and whatever else the mind can imagine. The rule is that anything goes, as long as it’s giant sized. Big-screen monsters might seem evil on the outside, but often elicit sympathy upon closer scrutiny. They are characters that can be accessorized with subtle allegorical slants or act as sweepingly broad metaphors. Somewhere inside that vampire, werewolf or giant blob of goo is a conflicted soul with complicated emotions. Or, just as often, a killing machine hellbent on destroying the planet. Either way, fun! 

1. What actress, famous for playing the beauty who killed the beast in the original King Kong, was born on a ranch in Alberta in 1907?
Clara Bow
Fay Wray
Mary Pickford
Joan Crawford
Lillian Gish
2. Lon Chaney Jr., one of the greatest actors of the genre, played a roster of famous movie monsters for Universal Pictures in the ’40s. Which baddie did he not portray?
Frankenstein’s monster
Kharis, the mummy
Count Alucard, a.k.a. Dracula
The Wolf Man
The Phantom of the Opera
3. Though its makers have denied a political subtext, the fact that the monster in the 1958 version of The Blob became redder as it attacked distinctly American institutions is often interpreted as a warning against the perils of what?
Communism
Racial integration
Genetically modified organisms
Nuclear testing
Cholesterol
4. All but one of these monsters have battled Godzilla on screen. Identify the oddball.
Mothra, a giant moth
Megalon, a giant mutant stag beetle
Erbira, a giant lobster
Pikachu, an electrified rodent
Kamacuras, a giant praying mantis
5. It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955) featured a monster that first consumed radioactive fish contaminated by an H-bomb blast, and then went on a rampage, devouring San Franciscans and pulling down the Golden Gate Bridge. What kind of creature was it?
An electric eel
A blue whale
A jellyfish
An octopus
A sea cucumber
6. Certain archetypical movie monsters have a broad appeal that allows them to pop up all over the cinema spectrum. Which of these was not a real movie?
The Three Stooges Meet the Wolf Man
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man
Abbott and Costello Meet the Wolf Man
Dr. Jekyll y el Hombre Loco (a.k.a. Dr. Jekyll Vs. the Wolf Man)
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolf Man
7. What actor starred as lycanthropic adolescent Scott Howard in 1985’s Teen Wolf?
Michael J. Fox
Pat Mastroianni
Keanu Reeves
Jason Priestley
Roy Dupuis
8. The climactic set piece of Ivan Reitman’s Ghostbusters saw the heroes battle what monster?
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
The Creamy Peanut Butter Man
The Jiggly Jam and Jelly Man
The Puffy Popcorn Man
The Bendy Licorice Lady
9. In The Fly, how did the protagonist, a scientist, become a fly-man hybrid?
He injected himself with fly DNA
His trials with a new teleportation device went awry
A radioactive insect bit him
A competing scientist placed a voodoo curse upon him
He was exposed to mutating rays from a neutron bomb blast
10. What do Frankenstein (1931), Dracula (1933), King Kong (1933), Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), The Thing From Another World (1951), Night of the Living Dead (1968) and Young Frankenstein (1974) have in common?
They were all based on 18th-century novels or short stories
They all won an Academy Award for best picture
They all belong to the U.S. Library of Congress’s National Film Registry of culturally, historically or aesthetically significant films
Each was Hollywood’s highest-grossing film in the year of its release
Kevin Bacon appeared in all of them