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- Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight
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- Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight
- 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
- Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic
- Video: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
- John McCain Not Going To Ask Cindy McCain Twice
- Gmail Offers Drunk E-Mail Protection
- Video: Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?
- Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey
- Video: First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
- Video: John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
- Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight
- Video: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
- Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey
- Video: First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
- Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic
- Bush Calls For Panic
- Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy
- Video: Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
- Video: Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad
- Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy
- Obama Advertising In Video Games
- Powell Endorses Obama
- Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic
- Starr Asks Fans Not To Write
- Dream About You Not Sexual, Coworker Reports
- Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight
- Gmail Offers Drunk E-Mail Protection
- Law Allows Abandoning Teens
- Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey
- Local Man's Fear Of Snakes Increases With Each Snakebite
- There's No 'My Kid Has Cancer' In Team
- Sheepish Secret Service Agent Can't Explain How Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Got Into Oval Office
- New Senate Bill Tests Through The Roof
- Best-Laid Plans Of Mice And Men Faulted In 747 Crash
- Lance Armstrong Just Glad International Cycling Union Doesn't Test For Heroin
- Steinbrenner Names Johnny Damon As New Yankee Scapegoat
- Alito Nominated
- Twin Cities To Host '08 RNC
- Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO
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America Looks Like It Could Use Some Cheering Up
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Colin Powell's Tell-All Book: Steroid Use Rampant In White House
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Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In
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