Donald Trump said maybe "Second Amendment People" could stop Hillary from appointing justices to the Supreme Court. Why would anyone take that the wrong way?
A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
I don't know why we gave you dead faith-healed children, and then dead decapitated children, and then that asshole Garbage Man, Garbage Garbage, all in a row. But I do know that not even...
Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...
How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is...
Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday....
Earlier this week I had the unpleasant realization that I have something in common with Donald Trump. I was at work, and I cracked a joke that I shouldn't have.
I do this a lot,...
A member of an Idaho faith-healing cult told state legislators he won't follow a proposed law requiring parents to get medical help for sick children, because medicine is of the Devil.
A rightwing militia group is certain that a recording of John McCain's 1969 forced confession proves he needs to be executed for treason. Protip: "patriot" groups who want to overthrow the government give lousy legal advice.