[Dressing up like Bjorn Borg gets you 25 per cent off/Allsport UK/ALLSPORT/Getty Images]
A frozen yogurt shop in Washington, D.C., is clearly in the business of having fun. A photo of a list of discount options from Mr. Yogato is going viral, because it’s far more intensive than getting your frequent customer card stamped.
If you’re well-versed in “Seinfeld” trivia, or the Sterling battlefield speech from “Braveheart,” you’re in luck. Stumping an employee named Steve with your knowledge on the show about nothing will get you 10 per cent off, while reciting the famous speech will get you 20 per cent off.
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If you sing “Mr. Roboto,” you’re entitled to 10 per cent off. Same thing goes if you show up wearing a kickball outfit with evidence you’ve played hard (dirt on the knees is apparently substantial evidence.) If dancing is more your thing, reenact the entire 47-second dance from the “Thriller” video and you’re good for 20 per cent off.
The real prizes involve a bit more effort: if you bring in a minor character from “Seinfeld” and get them to pose with the store’s tie for a photo, you’re entitled to 10 free yogurts or all-you-can-eat for a week! Or, if you create an edible Yogato pasta structure, you’ll get a discount in percentage points equal to its height.
It’s unclear how many flavours you’re allowed to sample before cashing in your prize.