Normally if a player has five assists, I wouldn't show them. Five assists is no longer enough assists for a discerning highlight maker such as myself. In fact, I still cringe when I happen across o...
Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA. Why is that? His ...
Injuries are the most unfair thing ever. If the Grizzlies make the playoffs and still don't have Gasol or Conley back, they will probably get smashed up pretty good even if Z-Bo returns to playoff ...
Nemanja Bjelica scored 17 points in a game early in the season. For whatever reason, I did not compile highlights of the performance. Mistakes were made, we all have regr...
Is it too late for the Mavericks to win the chip this year? Obviously not. All they have to do is make the playoffs as the 8th seed, reverse history by beating the Warriors, and then it's basically...
I'm sorry. These highlights just really, really suck. I was hyped for James Ennis on the Pelicans, and I still am a bit, but him hitting some threes and tipping in a miss doesn't make for very good...
Eight points and five rebounds in six minutes? You can talk to me about "small sample sizes" all you want but the only thing I'm hearing is that those are total beast numbers. Judging by this video...
Dewayne Dedmon is, from what I can tell, just a worse-paid and less-featured version of DeAndre Jordan who doesn't get his apparent skills inflated by playing with Chris Paul. Dedmon can catch lobs...
I stare in disbelief at the words displayed on my computer screen. I don't realize that I am speaking as a moaned "no...no..." tumbles from my mouth. Ian Mahinmi has scored eighteen points yet agai...
If there's one thing we can determine from this video, it is this: Josh Huestis cannot hold Marcus Morris at all. Not a very profound thing, since Huestis and Morris are not likely to be matched up...
You can't stop me. I cannot be stopped. I am unstoppable. The highlights of Andrew Nicholson scoring a career-high 24 points are rendering as we speak, and soon, will be uploaded for the whole worl...
To understand how the modern dunk came to exist, we must first go back. Far, far back. Back before Dr. Naismith first nailed a peach basket to the wall of his gymnasium...
Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson sat in their getaway car, almost uncertain what to do next. They had just sneaked into Steve Kerr's house, into his very bedroom, and stolen the magical three-point ...
Stephen listened with annoyance at the voicemail message on Klay's phone, giving his teammate a long opportunity to answer the call. "You've reached Klay Thompson's phone, but he's not available to...
Why does the NBA always tempt me with Warriors games during my prime highlight making time? Don't give me that whole time-zones sci-fi mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know why I must choose between del...
If Gerald Green dunks it this hard in the NBA, imagine how hard he was dunking during the two years he spent in glorious Russia. Nothing against the guys in the Russian league, I'm sure they ball ...
Every time I watch Boban Marjanovic play it just blows my mind how much of him there is. Every aspect of him is huge. In a league where giants are the norm, he makes everyone he plays against look ...
Jeremy Lin's mind whirled, frantic thoughts chasing each other through the labyrinth of his psyche. He thought back to what Chandler Parsons had just said.
A regular reader of these descriptions might notice a prevailing theme toward negativity. Everything sucks from my point of view. Well there's good news. Kyrie "The Masked Man" Irving does not suck...
If you ever wondered what Giannis Antetokounmpo looks like dunking the basketball, well, prepare for enlightenment. Every dunk from his rookie campaign, all 61 of them, is presented here in chronol...